Life of a strand of hair.....

Life is hard for me. I get drownded, poisned, burned, pulled, died and cut. Today for example, i got to go into the shower, im lucky i'm still alive. First i got a huge amount of water dumped on my head. Secondly i was poisned with this thing humans call shampoo. Thirdly I got lathered in condition, so they call it, its slimy and thick. Once they were out they tied me up in a towel so tight i couldn't breath. They waited almost 20 minutes to take the towel off, all my friends and I were basically dry but she still consited on you using the blow dryer on high heat. i love been tossed around but not in extremely hot heat. Not only did they use the blow dryer on high heat they used there straightner on 450 degrees. Then i felt her moving me and my friends around in the mirror tyring to see if she likes it. But apperetnly she didn't. She decided to turn on her curling iron. She hold the barrle on me for almost 10 seconds and then when she was pulling it out i would get caught in the barrel and it would pull and tug me. Meanwhile well she was at school everyone kept touching me syaing or your hair looks good. I don't like people with germy dirty hands touch me. Later that night she decied to die my like my color wasn't good enough. Instead of brown she had to die me blonde. I was waiting there so scared for the cold die to much me. Then it hit me i couldn't breath i felt my self frying and shrivlening up. Then after i thought she was done she puut a plastic bag on and tied it tight the smell of chemicals were just barring. Afterwords she put me in the shower again just as things couldn't get worse there was me hoplessly stuck with blech in my hair and drownding in the water again. Then she poisnins me again, like one wasn't enough. Generally she would have just gone to bed but she was just so excited to see what it looked like she had to blow dry it and straightne it again. The next day she relized dieing it blonde ruined it so much she decided to get a hair cut. I didn't know why she was doing this. People think that us hairs such as me don't feel anything but it gets more painful everyday.